Da Art Of Storytellin' Lyrics - Outkast

Yeah, somebody hit me the other day for a rendezvous 

Was it the bitch that fucked the Good and the Dungeon Crew? 

Let's say her name was Suzy Skrew 'cause she screwed a lot 

Makin' a nigga hit that chonk at legitimate spots 

Not no parks, backseats or things of that nature 

Had to hate ya playa, I'm dickin' the hoe down, never said I paid her 

Straight laid her, slayed the bitch like Darth Daver, made her 

From College Park and Fayette, all the way down to Decatur 

Like Jada, her wig was sharp and sporty, that was shorty 

Safe as a snake on eggs in a Beamer eight-hundred-forty 

It's foggy, I went to the crib to call her but she lost me 

My baby mamma beeped seven o'clock, it's gonna cost me 

But I still wanna cut her though, maybe she had to work 

I caught her in the mall, wearin' a real tight skirt 

She was, fine as fuck, I wanted to sex the hoe up 

She said, "Let's hit the parking lot so I can sick your duck" 

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I said, "Cool, I really wanted to cut you but this'll do 

I gotta pick up my daughter plus my baby mamma beeped me too" 

She said she understood then everything was kosher 

I gave her a Lil' Will CD and a fuckin' poster 

It's like that now 

It's like that now, you better go, get the hump, up out your back now 

It's about four, five cats off in my 'Llac now 

We just shoot, game in the form of story rap now, yeah 

It's like that now, it's like that now 

Now Suzy Skrew had a partna named Sasha Thumper 

I remember her number like the summer 

When her and Suzy, yeah, they threw a slumber party 

But you can not call it that 'cause it was slummer 

Well, it was more like spend the night 

Three in the morning, yawnin', dancin' under street lights 

We chillin' like a villain and a nigga feelin' right 

In the middle of the ghetto on the curb but in spite 

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All of the bullshit, we on our back starin' at the stars above 

Talkin' 'bout what we gonna be when we grow up 

I said what you wanna be, she said, "Alive" 

It made me think for a minute, then looked in her eyes 

I coulda died, time went on, I got grown 

Rhyme got strong, mind got blown, I came back home 

To find lil' Sasha was gone 

Her mamma said she with a nigga that be treatin' her wrong 

I kept on singin' my song and hopin' at a show 

That I would one day see her standin' in the front row 

But two weeks later she got found in the back of a school 

With a needle in her arm, baby two months due, Sasha Thumper 

It's like that now, you better go, get the hump, up out your back now 

It's about four, five cats off in my 'Llac now 

We just shoot, game in the form of story rap now, yeah 

It's like that now, it's like that now 

It's like that now, you better go, get the hump, up out your back now 

It's about four, five cats off in my 'Llac now 

We just shoot, game in the form of story rap now, yeah 

It's like that now, it's like that now