The History Of Wrong Guys Lyrics - Kinky Boots - Original Broadway Cast Recording

Lauren: 

Oh, no. you don't dare. Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you! No! 

I think I have a crush. I can't. I think I'm falling for him. 

Oh, no 

Why not? 

Women have been making bad choices 

Since the beginning of time. 

Are you gonna be another one of mine? Ohhh 

Used to think you were from outer space 

Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place? 

You're kind of cute 

When you're not so shy. 

Oh. 

But I've been here before 

Have I come back for more? 

Another chapter in the history of wrong guys 

You used to be so "eh" 

A limp lackluster bore 

But now you're changing into 

Something I just can't ignore. 

Charlie, honestly 

I've been hurt like this before 

Is there really more to you 

Than what I always thought? 

How can you surprise me anymore? 

Oh. Oh. Oh. 

He's got a girlfriend, you flake. Why are they only nice when 

they're unavailable? 

Don't want to be another star-crossed lover. 

We all know how that ends. 

I'm better off without him 

We're better off as friends. 

But I've been here before 

Have I come back for more? 

Another chapter in the history of wrong guys. 

Yesterday no spark 

No heart aching allure 

But today I'm feeling 

Something I just can't ignore. 

Charlie, honestly 

I've been hurt like this before 

Oh. Oh. Oh 

The history of wrong guys: 

Chapter one - he's a bum 

Two - he's not into you 

Three - he's a sleaze 

Four - loves the girl next door 

Five - loves the boy next door 

Six - don't love you no more 

- makes you insecure 

- makes you so unsure 

- is so immature 

- loves his mother more 

- or... 

... has a girlfriend named Nicola. 

Charlie, honestly 

I've been hurt like this before 

I can see there's more to you 

Than what I always thought 

But I won't be burned anymore 

Oh, oh, oh 

Trish: 

Where you off to? 

Lauren: 

I've been exec-utized.