Santa's Creepy Secret Lyrics - Orgy

Spoiled one got your heart set, hoping for a brand new bike 

Getting anxious just you wait and see 

Mommy please, everybody's got one 

I hope you like walking 'cause it's never gonna come 

You promised me 

(Someone's telling lies) 

They used to lie to me 

(Someone's telling lies) 

Expectation from the chimney 

(Freaking disguise) 

Because with lots to see 

Tinsel dreams of what they promised me 

(I'm on a merry go mission with a carousel team) 

I hate to be the one 

There is no Santa Claus, no Santa Claus 

I hate to be the one that tells you 

Don't believe in phony fairy tales 

Gamma Ray gun space flight to six ten 

Flying over your head headed straight to your friend 

You're so lucky, now you're all grown up with a badge and a gun 

Fighting crime in December brings you tainted memories 

(If you got what you wanted then you might be nice) 

You'll get your Christmas wish when you sleep with a fish 

I hate to be the one 

There is no Santa Claus 

I hate to be the one that tells 

You don't believe in phony fairy tales 

Space flight to six ten so holiday cheer to the fine reindeer 

And all the other crap that goes with that I'm sorry to say 

So be careful whose lap you sit upon 

You just might turn Kris Kringle on your whispers they may, may, may 

You'll get your Christmas wish when you sleep with a fish