El Captitan Lyrics - Menace To Sobriety - Opm

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

El Capitan! 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

El Capitan! 

I've been rockin' since the 1900s 

A microphone and two 1200s 

What what what 

Back in the day 

You used to fuck with Alizania(?) 

I would kick it with the liquor from 

Kingston JA 

In the morning you'd be cool though 

Makin' me Menudo 

Pissin' out your cool-o 

Got to act the fool-o 

I like it on ice with Coca-Cola 

I sip it from LA to Capitola 

Watchin for the rollers 

Pull over to the shoulders 

Should have started drinkin' when I was much older 

Some like gin 

Some like tonic 

I like the captain with the half ounce of chronic 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

El Capitan! 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

El Capitan! 

One night in the summer 

'Bout two months back 

Went out on the town 

Without a plan of attack 

Heinekin shots of 151 

With a bottle of what we call El Capitan 

Now what happened that night you can't quite recall (huh) 

Fact is boy, you can't remember at all (what?) 

You woke up in the mornin' with a spinning head 

And a teenage girl lyin' next to you in bed. 

You kicked her out and then you slammed the door 

Tried to forget about the night before 

A month goes by, you can't remember the date 

The girl's at your door sayin' "Boy I'm late!" 

That's what you get for out-playin' the ho 

And now you got a kid with a girl you don't know 

The first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb 

Shouldn't have been fuckin' with El Capitan 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

El Capitan! 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

El Capitan! 

Now drop the Chalupa, pick up the mike 

And let the party people know just what you like 

Well it comes from Puerto Rico so you know that I be diggin' it 

And if the bottle's empty then you know that I been swiggin' it 

Hittin' it 

And now the party's legit 

Heinas getting licked, shakin' the booties and tits 

We the OPM clique and that's how we roll 

Now get some education from my man Shakey-Lo 

Now Captain Morgan was a pirate dude 

He used to jack mother-fuckers and act real rude 

As a real live person he wasn't much fun 

But he sure made a good-ass bottle of rum 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

El Capitan! 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

Oooh, la la la la la la la 

El Capitan!