Tldr (smithing) Lyrics - Open Mike Eagle

Only your corrollaries know ya'll 

Unique snowflakes in ordinary snowballs 

And you can find me in the place sipping what's to sip 

Between shrooms and touring I'm sure to take a bunch of trips 

And fuck that one guy who's screen name was "thunderlips" 

Pelt him with a bag full of mesquite flavored Kruncher chips 

Yeah, I'm bout to raise my vibration up 

See me, say hi, wave, try to say what's up 

It's all good in the hood, I think 

I listened to the Kinks and my fridge don't stink 

Ah, yeah 

So today's a pretty good day 

Doing what I'm supposed to do and saying what I should say 

Hooray, I'm not feeling bad like I could be 

Or regretting that I didn't grow my hair like Toure's 

Yeah, I wanna show up in the search results 

Purchase Volkwagens then cake up and purchase coats 

Them little thin ones is worthless folks 

And I'm sad I never got to see or tweet 

Mr. perfect posts 

Yeah, It's all white meat and baby fat 

Been woke so long I might need to take a nap 

And I'm likely afraid of that 

Imma swipe me a high speed data map 

Or I might be high speed beta max 

Cassette tape 

Show me your best resting death face 

Show me anything except for whoever makes the best vapes 

Yeah, couldn't even pretend to give a freak 

Submit this whole verse as an op ed to Businessweek 

I wrote a letter to the editor 

I don't know if death certificate's better than the predator 

Veteran cheddar getters know how to do it togetherer 

And that's way they make stuff foreverer and everer 

Yeah, and everybody mama know the song 

But they still won't let a brother dip a toe in Lake Woebegone 

Yeah, And if you're stuck in a traffic jam 

Just add me on the snapstagram 

This was brought to you by shit that I don't own Yeah, add me on shit, yeah 

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If you was rich and about to be broke I can coach you 

'Cause I can show you how to kill a roach with a boat shoe 

Might have to sell the dining room table though 

And pay to go ham on some second-hand baby clothes 

And cut the cable, bro, gamble on wireless 

My sister sells jailbroken amazon firesticks 

Need somewhere to bark start with local governments 

Spar with Republicans, the stars won't be punishing 

You, fool, your phone's the new ark of the covenant 

And God spoke to you in a bar called Mulligans 

If there was justice all men would have to die, patricide 

Tweet at the void and heart the at replies 

And don't cry if you can't find me 

I built a time machine to go hide in the 90's 

No friends I only want giants beside me 

To get close you gotta be the the size of a pine tree 

My supervillain name would be Ultra Hater 

I'd act really cool then insult you later 

Here's something you should know from the ground floor 

As far as rappers none of us as cool as we sound, bro 

And dog I'm fatigued 

The world's moving all different speeds 

This song's too long didn't read 

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