Cool Lyrics - Ookla The Mok

I'm gonna grow a moustache, I'm gonna grow a beard 

I'll get some John Lennon glasses, and then I'm gonna act weird 

I'll get flare pants and sandals, and drive an old beat-up car 

I'm gonna own a used bookshop, and smoke a nasty cigar 

You can't 

I can 

No you can't 

Yes I can 

You won't 

I will 

No you won't 

Yes I will yes I will 

And you can't stop me 

Cause I'm gonna be cool 

(That's not cool) 

(Yep it is!) 

(That's weird... I'll tell you what cool is.) 

I'm gonna listen to Mozart, I'm gonna listen to Brahms 

I'm gonna rent a stretch limo and go to thirty-nine proms 

I'm gonna sit in my bathrobe and read Swamp Thing all day 

I'm gonna piss off my parents, and tell my girlfriend I'm gay 

You can't! 

Yes I can 

No you can't! 

Yes I can 

You won't 

I will 

You will not! 

Yes I will yes I will 

And you can't stop me 

Cause I'm gonna be cool 

It doesn't matter what you say 

It doesn't matter what they do 

We'll do what we want to do anyway 

We'll do what we want to 

Yeah we can both be cool 

Even though we're not the same 

I will not be ashamed 

Of anything I want to be 

Anything we want to do 

Anyone we want to be 

That's cool 

(and so's this!) 

I'm gonna bench-press Rhode Island and have a thirty inch neck 

I'm gonna jump through a doughnut just like they did in Star Trek 

I'm gonna go skinny-dipping, but I won't worry about Jaws 

I'll have a neat healing factor and adamantium claws 

Well, you can't... 

Yeah, well, I really can 

Well, no, you can't 

No, I can! 

(No, I mean, it's not that it's not cool, it's just you can't have 

adamantium claws...) 

No, I can I can I can I can I caan! 

And you can't stop me 

(OK...) 

Cause I'm gonna be cool 

(Well, you know, that is pretty cool, Rand, I'll tell ya, 

but so's this!) 

I'm gonna burn my house down and marry Molly Yard 

I'm gonna find Michael Jackson and slap him really hard 

I'm gonna read all that Shakespeare that they assigned me in school 

And then I'll win at Othello I'm gonna be cool 

(What?) 

I'm gonna be cool 

(Oh.) 

We're gonna be cool!