The Way Of The Cheesy Crumpet Lyrics - Singles - One Album Wonders

Follow the way of the cheesy crumpet, 

Thin on top, full of goodness, 

The crumpet is my leader, bakes itself for me, 

Sacrificing itself to stop me from starving. 

Praise the cheesy crumpet, 

thou hast triumphed over evil 

Praise the cheesy crumpet, 

thou hast triumphed over evil 

There was a man called Dave, 

He ate 3 a day, 

His hair went green, 

In spite of his belief 

Praise the cheesy crumpet, 

thou hast triumphed over evil 

Praise the cheesy crumpet, 

thou hast triumphed over evil