Colostomy Grab-bag Lyrics - O.l.d.

She walks around in her robe 

To hide her bag of shit 

Colostomy bag, reeks of crud 

Embedded in her hip 

Screaming at the bitch 

She took my parking spot 

I caught a whif of colostomy 

And took off bown the block 

Almost one month later 

I saw her in the park 

Perfect time for revenge 

It was after dark 

Hiding in the bushes 

As she's walking by 

Jumping out on the path 

I piss into her eye 

Blinded with urea 

Stupid smelly bag 

I took my hands with all my might 

And squeezed her colostomy bag 

She spun around about ten times 

Until she heaved up brown 

Leaving her all embarrassed 

In a putrib mound