Ivy Lyrics - Grand Theatre Vol. 2 - Old 97's

Ivy's got a boyfriend problem 

Ivy's got a creep 

Me, I'm working overtime 

Working on a novel in my sleep 

Tell it to the jury, baby 

Tell it to your mom 

Well, I think it's a whodunit, oh, but 

I don't know who done it 

Well, it may be an alarm clock 

But it just might be a bomb 

Nobody wants me but the law 

And I'll lay it down 

Yeah, I'll lay it down 

Hands across the watermelon 

Waiting on the rain 

What I've got to offer 

Is academic, I ain't selling 

Goodbye, close the screen door 

See you later 

Go away 

Nobody wants me but the law 

And I'll lay it down 

Yeah, I'll lay it down for you 

Yeah, I'll lay it down 

I keep turning up The Wedding Present 

You're too tired to turn me down 

Well, you're probably gonna tell me 

that this sounds a little adolescent 

Counting me, there's one-point-three million lonely people in this town 

Nobody wants me but the law 

And I'll lay it down 

Yeah, I'll lay it down for you 

Yeah, I'll lay it down for you 

Yeah, I'll lay it down for you 

Yeah, I'll lay it down