Irish Whiskey Pretty Girls Lyrics - Old 97's

One, two, three, four 

Thank God for Irish whiskey 

Thank the Devil for pretty girls 

Make a mess of all us lucky boys 

I got 99 things to be thankful for 

But a half a clue ain't one 

I got 99 problems I can't solve 

But a big girl would be fun 

I never was good at numbers 

So imagine my surprise 

I got 96 tears and only these two eyes 

Thank God for Irish whiskey 

Thank the Devil for pretty girls 

Be the death of all us lucky boys 

Thank God we got these guitars 

In this devil of a world 

Turn it up, make a little noise 

I got a real good reason for stayin' here 

That I can't recall right now 

I got a few choice things to tell you 

But I choose to keep it down 

I never was good at talking 

Graveyard whistling's more my thing 

I got 96 tears and only one wedding ring 

Thank God for Irish whiskey 

Thank the Devil for pretty girls 

Shine a light on all us lucky boys 

Thank God we got these guitars 

In this devil of a world 

Turn it up, make a little noise 

Big green bottles in a row 

All lined up, nowhere to go 

Yeah, I had big plans 

In and out of my hands 

Help me, help me sing it real loud 

Thank God for Irish whiskey 

Thank the Devil for pretty girls 

Be the death of all us lucky boys 

Thank God we got these guitars 

In this devil of a world 

Turn it up, make a little noise 

Turn it up, make a little noise, yeah 

Turn it up, make a little noise