Coahulia Lyrics - Old 97's

Well, I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli 

The last ten years of my life Ive been feeling kind of lonely 

I dont do love, I dont do women named Hannah 

I dont do red haired girls from Louisiana 

Im suffering from a kind of indecision 

About what Im a gonna watch on television 

Ill dream tonight of dancing in Coahulia 

With a little brown haired girl and her tequila 

My mama always seems to sing the same song 

Youll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honky tonks 

What she says is true, with that I must agree 

Cause any girl worth having wouldnt have a thing to do with me 

Im suffering from a kind of indecision 

About what Im a gonna watch on television 

Ill dream tonight of dancing in Coahulia 

A little brown haired girl and her tequila 

Im sitting here just to a sucking on my cavity, cavity 

I'm thinking of the things they used to say to me, tragedy 

And Im suffering from a kind of indecision 

About a little brown haired, a little brown haired 

A little brown haired girl and her tequila