Don't U Know Lyrics - Return To The 36 Chambers [dirty Version] - Ol' Dirty Bastard

(feat. Killah Priest) 

[Girl 1:] Oh cutie got it goin' ON! 

[Girl 2:] Cute? What? That dirty motherfucker? 

[Girl 1:] You buggin'! 

[Girl 2:] Ain't no buggin', he's some ugly motherfucker. 

[Girl 1:] You buggin', no -- look at his disposition, shorty gotta stride! 

[Girl 2:] What stride? Ugly motherfucker, he ain't shit. 

[Girl 1:] See, that's my plate, brother may kill me like that. 

[Girl 2:] You got mad sour flavor on shorty, 'cause that ain't shit at all... 

[Girl 1:] I'm -- yo G, I don't think he realizes it. Look at him! 

[Girl 2:] Look at what? Dirty motherfucker, he ain't shit. 

[Girl 1:] Hahaha, you don't see what I see, B. 

[Girl 2:] I don't see nothing, you ain't blind, sisso. 

[Girl 1:] True, true. Just look at him, just look at his disposition! 

[Verse One: Ol Dirty Bastard] 

Approach the school nine thirty, you're late 

This time happy the solution was my date. 

Get in your class, walk to your chair 

Pop is all you see and then occasionally stare 

At the teacher, more, tune in to we're clocking ya. 

Lean back at this girl kept clockin' ya hood 

Simulated from a (sensimilia) blonde, 

Tell the young girl "Baby, you're the one I want." 

She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore 

So you say to yourself, it be her old and sore mentally 

Pitchin' lies, the aim on the board as hot and wild pussy 

You cannot afford this 

Oooh, what slim and trim was my inner friend 

Dear, quietly I want him to know my boots, 

To rap out loose in my class, 

But I kept sayin' the size of my dick and that ass. 

So I turned around to arrange a date. 

Swinging episode, baby number one's gotta say it 

She popped a gum, cold twist to come 

I said "Baby, how you feel?" 

She said "Sure" 

Then I said "sure", I just found my thrill 

Wear it in the classroom, know I'm Blueberry Hill 

Cause what I said just bottled her hate. 

She put her face on the chest, this is what the bitch said: 

"Because of you I ain't hurting, but then my within my heart 

Cause no, I'm not right to be flirtin, but our relationship has to start. 

You're the one that I'm clocking, stop or you could stop mockin' 

Don't want you to see me cry, this is why, this is why, this is why!" 

[Verse Two: Killah Priest] 

I met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder 

The apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries 

Forgot the catsup, that's when I pressed up 

"I've been watching you mowing your lawn" 

The thoughts were flowin, while I'm holding the palm 

"Hey what's that on your menu?", from there we continued 

And talk about this and that we chit and chat 

Sipped on the Coke then I stroked the back 

As she giggled and I wiggled to the bra 

She said "nah!", that's when I noticed her pah 

Big Tank, who did nothing but the spank 

At parties, drink Bacardi and didn't think 

Just act silly, with his brother Willy 

Another hillbilly gettin ill with the Philly 

And moonshine, but it's a new time of day 

On the stoop doing the Patty Duke 

OK, it's like that old flip flaps through the shower caps 

The platform shoes to Apple Jacks 

Chub chub!! 

[Interlude: Ol Dirty Bastard] 

Yo, you niggaz, niggaz be actin like 

They be lovin them, them them fancy bitches 

I, I likes me a nasty bitch 

Bitch that's willing to do anything at any given time 

Bitch gotta be nasty 'cause I'm a nasty nigga 

I do anything baby, I wouldn't give a fuck what it was 

I'll, ah, anything - I'm a nasty motherfucker girl 

[Verse Three: Ol Dirty Bastard] 

I'm just sittin' right, in my class at a quarter to ten right? 

Waiting patiently for the class to begin right? 

Teacher says "open up your texts, you! read the first paragraph on 

Oral sex!" 

I said "Oral sex!, what kind of class is this?!" 

Yo, next to me said "what's wrong with you man?, this is a lesson that 

Makes you feel fine, kinda ease your nerves and relax your mind!" 

I said "Don't try to use no hypnotic spell!" 

She said "Be my assistant, I'd show rather tell!" 

My knees buckled heart started to drop 

My dick grew to a size that my nerve couldnt stop 

I tried to run! She yelled out "freeze!" 

Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees 

Ripped of my draws as if she had claws 

Broke the rules that defined sex laws 

She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick 

Oooh I begged, I begged, "Easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs." 

Part 2 coming up...