Piggies Lyrics - Oingo Boingo

Piggy met Baby in a disco bar 

Baby said, "What a cute little piggy you are" 

When he took one look at her rocket tits 

He smiled real wide and said, "Baby, you're it" 

Piggy said, "Baby won't you come with me 

My little place is three steps away" 

Piggy's gonna take us both to paradise 

He said, "Come on, little baby, won't you please be nice" 

Piggy said, "Baby, do you have a smoke? 

Baby said, "No", she is tryin' to quit 

Well, Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats 

He dropped his jaw open and he said, "Shit" 

Now Piggy and Baby had some swinging times 

And though piggy was stupid, Baby sure didn't mind 

Baby said, "Piggy take us straight to the stars" 

And Piggy said, "Huh? Whatever" 

Now Piggy and Baby took a walk in the park 

It seems that Piggy was in kind of a fix 

He owed seven bills to a couple of sharks 

Who were, were getting kind of itchy in their finger-tips 

So they figured it was best to clear out for a while 

And he had lots of friends or so Piggy would boast 

And his little kinda habit was getting out of control 

So they slipped up his Lincoln and head for the coast 

Now, Baby started smoking again on the way 

And Piggy's little habit was starting to make him sweat 

So they, so they stopped off in Vegas for a couple of days 

To scam up some cash and make a few bets 

They went and shacked up in a place on the strip 

Piggy made some calls and Baby got sick 

Baby turned to Piggy with a desperate plea 

She said, "Come on, honey, you know what we need" 

But the problem, you see, was that they were broke as shit 

So Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks 

Well, she argued at first then she finally agreed 

And with a couple of shiners, she hit the street 

Now, now Piggy felt good and Piggy felt mean 

And Piggy was high on his self esteem 

So he pulled out his piece, in front of a cop 

But the cop said, "Fuck you" and Piggy got popped