Hey! Lyrics - Oingo Boingo

Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say 

You know those damn kids drive me crazy every day 

But all I ever think is something to complain 

To complain, to complain 

Hey, and all I wish that they would all just go away 

'Cause all I really wanna be just like them 

Just wanna be just like them 

Just wanna be just like them 

Just wanna be just like them 

Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say 

If you forgive me, I'll be getting on my way 

And I forgot the whole damn point of this whole song 

And I'm complaining now, complaining for so long 

For so long, for so long 

Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey 

Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey 

Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey 

I really want all those things that I can't have 

All I really want is to have you so bad 

Hey, those stupid kids have really gotten out of hand 

And now I think it's time we all take up a stand 

And then together we will raise our voices high 

Our voices high, our voices high 

Hey, though at this moment I can't think of what we'd say 

I guess we really wanna be just like them 

Just want to be just like them 

Just want to be just like them 

Just want to be just like them 

Hey, I've really thought a thousand times about this day 

I've been expecting it in each and every way 

The possibilities preoccupy my mind 

And I'm so fortunate to be so very kind 

So very kind, so very kind 

Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey 

Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey 

What I really want is all those things that I can't have 

What I really want is to have you so bad, uh 

Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey 

Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey 

And what I really want is all those things that I can't have 

What I really want is to have you so bad 

I'm so jealous I can barely see straight from my head 

And it burns from the inside 'til I wish I was dead 

Please, Mama, don't be angry with me 

Please, Papa, don't be angry with me 

And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say 

And this fucking monkey sitting on my back, won't go away 

And I'm standing here with my dick in my hand 

Waiting for an invitation to the promised land 

Please, Mother, don't be angry with me 

Please, Father, don't be angry with me 

Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say 

And all those damn kids drive me crazy every day 

And all I ever think is something to complain 

To complain, to complain 

Hey, I really wish that they would all just go away 

'Cause all I really wanna be just like them 

Just wanna be just like them 

Just wanna be just like them 

Just wanna be just like them 

Just wanna be just like them 

Just wanna be just like them 

Just wanna be just like them 

Just wanna be just like them 

Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey 

Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey 

Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey 

Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey 

And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say 

And this fucking monkey sitting on my back, just won't go away 

And I'm standing here with my dick in my hand 

Waiting for an invitation to the promised land 

Please, Mother, don't be angry with me