Ballad Of The Caveman Lyrics - Singles - Oingo Boingo

I'll tell you 'bout a caveman lived a million years ago 

When mother earth was young and dinosaurs walked to and fro 

His skull contained but half a brain but he didn't mind at all 

He's a hot shot caveman, yah do dah (?) 

Who loved to fight and brawl 

He walked the misty plate in time to find whatever he could find 

Then at last he saw her there, covered with hair 

A cavegirl looking right his way, half naked, half well who can say 

Such a thing he'd never seen before, Well then need I tell you more 

The caveman fell in love, love, love 

And so he wielded his club 

Oooh oooh what could he do? 

You can't blame a fellow for trying his luck, 

He's just a simple caveman who wanted to--- 

Well when the cavegirl came around she had some things to relate 

about the methods he used to communicate 

And she said-- 

(Female spoken) 

I never expected a caveman to exhibit much finesse, 

but a fifty pound club ain't exactly a caress 

So if you want to call me, you better learn to talk 

Until you learn some manners buddy, 

Take a walk!