Funky Worm Lyrics - Ohio Players

You're a little late 

So step right this way 

And we'll get started 

Granny, what? Say it now 

Oh, say it now, say it now, ahem 

Me and the Ohio Players 

Are gonna tell you about a worm 

He's the funkiest worm in the world 

Alright, sing it, Clarence 

Clarence, theres' a worm in the ground 

Yes, there is, Granny, that's right 

Clarence he's six feet long 

Granny, six feet long 

Clarence he only comes around 

Granny when he wants to get down 

But when he comes out of his hole 

He sounds something like this 

Granny oh, that's funky 

Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky 

Alright, sing it again, Clarence 

Clarence and through all the land, yeah 

Granny, yeah 

Clarence he plays in a band 

Granny, plays in a band 

Clarence plays guitar without any hands 

Pretty good, I might add 

Granny, yeah 

When he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck 

Everybody wants to get up and dance 

Granny ah, get it baby 

Don't, don't, don't 

Don't fight the feeling 

Don't fight it 

Hey, don't stop now honey, get down 

I'm his manager, heh, heh 

Gonna make a million dollars 

I get it all, 'cause he can't spend it 

There he goes, goin' back in his hole 

Just the same way he came out 

Do we get paid for this 

I just wanted to make sure, we do, okay