Wrong Foot Amputated Lyrics - Offspring

The doctor had confesion 

He tried to cure my disease 

I was sweatin on the way to the op room 

Getting sedatives to put me at ease 

They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown 

They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down 

"You won't feel a thing," is what the doctor told me 

We're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off... 

HEY!!! 

Man, you must be kidding me 

Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated) 

Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee 

Take a bow! (You got the wrong foot amputated) 

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Hey-ay, that leg was fine 

You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! This ain't my day! 

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Don't wanna hear no excuses 

Its already too late 

Don't try to say I got a two for one sale 

A woman that I know when through a similar fate 

She came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes 

Another one had cancer and they took the wrong boob 

The other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen 

Why didn't they whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off... 

HEY!!! 

Photos 

Man, you must be kidding me 

Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated) 

Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee 

Take a bow! (He's getting pretty aggrevated) 

Hey-ay, that leg was fine 

You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! This ain't my day!