Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl Lyrics - Cherry Peel - Of Montreal

Tim, wish you were born a girl, 

So I could've been your boyfriend. 

I know it's not possible now. 

I just never met a girl I like half as much as you. 

And we could lay around in bed, stay there all day, 

Or at least until the afternoon 

And I could make you spaghetti with tomato sauce 

With just a touch of oregano and a parsley stem. 

And then when you got sick, 

I could take the day off work. 

I could've made you chicken soup, 

And we could watch soap operas 

- oh, those TV dramas! 

I could catch your cold 

and you could take care of me. 

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If I could've met you at school, or met you at work, 

It would have changed everything. 

Those years of losing, confusion and insecurity, 

They would have been shared, 

they would have been easier. 

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Tim, wish you were born a girl, 

So I could've been your fiancé. 

I'm not saying you can't be all these things for me, 

But it's just not the same because you're a man, 

and so am I.