Joseph And Alexander Lyrics - Horse & Elephant Eatery (no Elephants Allowed) - Of Montreal

Joseph and Alexander ride their flaming swans 

above Miss Dovepost and her loudmouth niece 

who had a fear of geese and who even in a corset 

looked remarkably obese 

Joseph and Alexander redirect their swanis left 

to take a gander at the funnel nosed threes 

in the Pekinese trees 

who are normally a nervous sort 

but now seem quite at ease 

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Joseph and Alexander are brothers and best friends 

the wonderful adventures that they share together never end 

Be sure to send a smile for me and Dave 

to wherever they're pretending to be 

I hope they keep a journal 

and take lots of photographs 

of all the funny things they see 

Joseph and Alexander 

approach the nest of the speckled salamander 

who with utmost care is knitting thermal underwear 

She smiles and hollers up 

"These are for my grandchildren to wear" 

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Joseph and Alexander feeling tuckered 

now decide to meander back into their beds 

and kiss their swanis on the head 

but before going to sleepy land 

Joseph turned and said 

"Aggats, I love you" 

Alexander yawned and said 

"Joseph me too I love you"