Christmas Is Only Good If You're Not An Animal Lyrics - The Bird Who Continues To Eat The Rabbit's Flower - Of Montreal

I got dolls with silk and sashes then I tore 

Out their eyelashes 

Mom would wonder if I was evil when I'd 

Covet my brother's Kenievel 

Christmas time is filled with joy but only if 

You're a little boy 

I got a rocket and a fire truck how I always 

Cursed my luck 

I never wanted trains or trollies all I wanted 

Were paper dolls 

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Christmas time around the world is only good 

If you're a little girl 

We never get what we wanted cause what 

We really want is each others presents 

This may seem bad or just plain silly but we 

Could change the tags from Sally to Billy and 

From Billy to Sally 

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I think we know now how we can be happy 

We found a way to fool Mommy and Daddy 

In a few years we many run into messes when 

You start wanting to wear my dresses