Pimp Slap Lyrics - The Odd Future Tape, Vol.1 - Odd Future

My window is a book and I'm a fuckin' crook 

Stealin' phones to call home but the line is off the hook 

And if my mother answer, I'll ask her 

What she wants on 25th because I'm chillin' with Prancer 

Rudolph, Adolf, Hitler 

Rollin' with nineteen 88's like it's 1988 

But my speakers are bleedin', the doctor's in uniform 

Fuck cars I have a damn unicorn 

That flies me to places, with spaceships, that don't need money 

Where I can free at hand, eat candy with Easter bunnies 

Where donuts equal water, inhalers and mushrooms 

And we don't have cars, we have balloons and we zoom through 

Sound and the bass is astoundin' 

The snare plays square no roundin' 

Major ninth chords tower synth like it's Yao Ming 

Kobe, imaginary friends, fuck homies (They don't know me) 

The tooth fairy blow me, swallow don't shit this 

With my Donald Trump hair piece you're an apprentice 

You're fired and tired, you can't stay up like a limp dick 

If you think you can spit then I am the fuckin' dentist 

My visions that I record, the instruments I adore 

The happiness that I hoard (can't be bought) at liquor stores 

You faggots can buy chains but Utopia can't afford 

And they sore on hatin' reality that I ignore 

You can try to walk inside my brain but I close the door 

Fuck dogs, I roll around with my pet dinosaur 

Yeah, Hodgy Beats (Drop it) 

Fuck dogs, walk around with a pet dinosaur 

Wing flaps on the back of my pet rhinosaur 

Gold chains, 24, niggas must be shinin' more 

The money gets closer when you seem to be grindin' more 

And it feels better than a tongue-kiss 

Carbonated with the flow, orange-flavored Sunkist 

We musically grow unto the world like a fungus 

Amongst this, playin' the piano like a trumpet 

Little guy, but his words sound so humongous 

Eat 'til you obese, arteries clot, need lunges 

MellowHype from Ralph Lauren to the Hundreds 

My crew cliqued up like Brady Bunch is 

The captain that crunches, invitin' you to lunches 

My nutrition have robots malfunction 

I suggest you stay away from the factory 

My breath chemical, I don't know how you'll react to me 

It's a dog-eat-dog world so I double doggy dare it 

Hold it in my hand as I stare it 

Down, like a magnifyin' glass to a diamond with a karat 

I read through niggas that bluff like a tarot 

They copy my actions, I call them fools parrots 

I'm the pyro with one eyelid that weareth 

Long hair for wisdom while bitch mades nair it 

I don't care if the heat I throw is unbearable 

Just know, it's shareable, and there I go, where I go 

I don't know, obviously I disappear 

Close your eyes bitch, I'm all in your ear 

I have your hearts as if I stabbed it with a spear 

And wrote my flows with your blood smears 

If you can't see a legend, I'mma make it clear: nigga I'm right here 

Golden grill, Cadillac Deville (Drop it) nigga we pimp 

Grill golden, chain frozen, we pimp, we pimp, we pimp