Fat Girl Lyrics - N.w.a. And The Posse - Nwa

[Fat girl!] 

[You're a fat girl] 

[Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl] (repeat 2X) 

(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block 

And already got a fat girl on my jock 

Now my story's kinda simple, so please take it simple 

As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple 

I was chillin on the ave, drinkin some booze 

Saw a fatty comin my way, so what was I to do? 

I busted a U, went tha other way again 

but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end 

I turned around, here she came, stride for stride 

funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five 

Stampede was rushin, I double looked 

and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook 

Five four three ugly as can be, she said 

[Ron-de-vu] 

Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me? (I said no) 

Huhu yes you do suga 

My name is Bertha but you can call me booga 

Remember the time when you were drunk at a party 

We was slow dancin, give ya all this body 

[Eazy-E] 

When she said that she loved me, I was in shock 

Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock 

[CHORUS:] 

[I got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock] 

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown 

and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground 

Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me 

Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!] 

I was hell, victim of a scandal 

coz this girl's too much for E to handle 

Broke tha bee's grip, started to run 

Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun 

She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit 

I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot 

She kept on comin because of addiction 

Legs on fire because of friction 

My gun broke, now I was doomed 

Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon 

As I swung, tha fat girl fell 

Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale 

That's tha story, it's quite ill 

and all fat girls y'all besta chill 

All overweight freaks stay off my block 

Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock 

[CHORUS]