Burp It Up Lyrics - Nutty Noah's Third Adventure - Nutty Noah

I'd like to introduce you to a special lady in my life 

It's not my daughter not my sister not my cousin niece or auntie my mother or my wife 

Ooh, such a lovely lady 

Who suffers from Aerophagia 

She has a flappy epoglotis 

In her oesphagus 

She was drinking something fizzy 

When her stomach got so busy 

Trying to push out all the unwanted air 

But then she took a massive slurp 

And it really made her burp 

And it kind of caught her unaware 

It blew her backwards off the chair 

So don't talk with your mouth full grandma 

Gonna swallow more air than food grandma 

Then you'll have to burp it up grandma 

And people might think you're rude 

So make sure that it's chewed 

Granny's such a charmer 

Welcome to her burp-o-rama 

She's a classy lady 

Belching up her onion gravy 

She had a little treat 

And said I think that you'll agree 

That I like it but it doesn't like me 

You know it's going to give me wind 

And she's burping with a grin 

Saying it's better off out than in 

She said it's better off out than in 

So don't talk with your mouth full grandma 

Gonna swallow more air than food grandma 

Then you'll have to burp it up grandma 

And people might think you're rude 

So make sure that it's chewed 

So don't talk with your mouth full grandma 

Gonna swallow more air than food grandma 

Then you'll have to burp it up grandma 

People might think you're rude grandma 

Come on come on burp it up grandma 

Tell it to get out and walk grandma 

Work it burp it work it up grandma 

Do that thing where you burp and talk 

She's causing a sensation grandma 

With her aerotation? grandma 

Welcome to her burperation 

Sweeping across the nation