Last Night Lyrics - Nuts Can Surf

It's not incorrect, 

it was hangin' off my neck. 

It smothered all the time, 

it was dancing in my mind. 

This groovey idea came to me in a dream 

about pogo sticks and laser beams. 

And all of a sudden my pants were down, 

and I was in the pond and the water was turning brown. 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

The cops saw my just a squattin' and sqintin', 

like a hamburger in the kitchen 

They chased me up into a tree, 

shining there flashlights right up at me. 

Guns were pointing at my eye. 

and I figured I was dreamin and I thought I could fly, 

But little did I know that this wasn't a dream, 

and the blood was real when I started to bleed. 

And then I woke up in a police car, 

and evidence was floating next to me in a jar. 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

They found me guilty and I had to pay a fine, 

and clean out the pond with lemon and lime. 

And then I had to start over as a garbage man, 

eating apples with sand in my hand. 

And then I learned my lesson, 

with smith and wesson. 

brought me to diner 

with there mom 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

Last night I shit a brick in the pond. 

1995 Dellfold Entertainment & ncs