Preaching To The Deaf Lyrics - Singles - Nuclear Assault

Nuclear Assault's "Preaching to the Deaf" 

J.Connelly, D.Lilker 

Trust me listen to me don't think much of what I'm saying 

After all, I am your friend 

Let me be your guide and teach you the true way of things 

and a personal friend of God 

While we're talking and you're listening get your checkbook out 

Just sign on the bottom line please 

What does money really mean in the true scheme of things 

Y'all spell that with a y 

The Lord is a close personal friend of mine 

We play cards every Tuesday night, 

he always wins of course 

But you know, I have witnessed a miracle 

I have seen a 900 foot Jesus in Tulsa, Oklahoma 

Although a guy named Sam (Sam Kineson screams) thinks I was off my 

medication 

But praise the Lord and send in your donations 

Even th 

ough I have sinned against you... 

... and never mind those dirty pictures that are circulating 

with the little girl in the saddle 

Watch my TV show, pay attention ver close 

Send your checks to this address 

What will you give to me to guarantee your salvation 

Send in cash if you can 

Never mind about my twenty million salary 

Just doin' the Lord's work, ma'am 

I think God's got some very strange associates 

Don't mind me quivering under my desk