Walk Of Shame Lyrics - Singles - Not Literally

Hello daylight, my old friend. 

I've gone and done it yet again. 

And in the early morning light I see, 

A Hufflepuff boy sleeping next to me. 

Last night he seemed cute but now I'm thinking I was cursed. 

But it gets worse. 

It's time to take the walk of shame. 

And from his creaky bed I creep. 

Oh Merlin's beard please stay asleep. 

The dungeon's never seemed so far away. 

I haven't brushed my teeth since yesterday. 

What I left in his room might make this my last hurrah: my wonder bra. 

I must regret this walk of shame. 

I see a prefect on the stair. 

I can't avoid her knowing glare. 

And I see figures moving through the fog. 

The quidditch team out for their morning jog. 

Then a gust of wing comes and blows my skirt over my ears. 

The whole team cheers. 

They know my past walks of shame. 

But now I'm home so I don't care. 

I brush the sandwich from my hair. 

As I approach my bed I hear a snore. 

My roommate's in it with some Gryffindor. 

How thick her butterbeer goggles must have been 

To sleep with him. 

His turn to take the walk of shame.