Usa-holes Lyrics - Nofx

It's like seeing a car crash from inside the car 

The driver's got his head craned back he's telling you a joke 

You see the bus on collision course 

You point your arm and turn your head and wait for the impact 

This is the feeling we learn to live with in North America 

The morning headlines always accompanied with sweat and nausea 

Every week another puzzle piece gets permanently glued into place 

We see the iceberg from 15 miles away 

The captain orders the ship to "stay the course" 

"Full speed ahead" shouts the accurst 

The next thing we heard was, "Rich women and children first" 

The ship is listing, the captain's placing blame on the iceberg 

"That berg attacked us, I am declaring war on the Arctic" 

Who could ever have predicted the greatest ship could so easily sink (duh) 

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Lifeboats are useless without rescue 

The only ships show up for salvage 

When setting sail on the St. Louis 

We all knew what the consequences 

Could be with the crew we had at the controls 

There's no harborage for the USA-holes 

I doubt there's a benign God to save our souls 

Cuz no one else is gonna save the USA-holes 

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