Monosylabic Girl Lyrics - Nofx

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark; 

I take her to the planetarium, she says dark; 

I take her to the seaside, 

Where she likes to spin and twirl; 

and she says sure and cool and yeah; 

She's my monosyllabic girl. 

I take her to the university, she says huh; 

I take her to our anniversary, she says one; 

I take her to jewelry store, 

I say diamonds, she says pearl. 

Oh everyone knows I'm in love 

With a monosyllabic girl. 

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