Leaving Jesusland Lyrics - Nofx

We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high 

They got mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise 

In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average weight is well over 200 pounds 

I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs, most haven't seen their genitalia in a while 

Maybe that's why they're so scared of us 

We've concerns other than fear and hunger pangs 

Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and vegetarians 

All you brownish red and yellow ones come out and join us on the coast 

No longer svelte, they got to punch new holes in the Bible belt 

They've blown out the fire under the melting pot, the red blood of America is starting to clot 

No compromise, no sight thru others' eyes, they're just flies spreading pieces of shit 

You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate, what makes this country great is dwelling on either side 

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They don't want visitors in Jesusland 

They want life bland and canned in the fatherland 

We want people with college degrees, drug use experience and STD's 

People with open-minded philosophies, come hug California trees 

Cultural revolution now, neo-conservatives run outta town 

We're gonna burn Orange County down, 

And then we're off to Riverside, Bakersfield and Fresno too, then we're comin' after you 

The fear stricken, born again Christian, they got a vision a homogenized state 

Textbook decline, Intelligent Design 

They got Bill Nye on the list execrate 

They don't want visitors in Jesusland 

They want life bland and canned in the fatherland 

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Punk Rockers and emo kids, people doin' things the church forbids 

Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists we're moving out of jesusland 

Art students and thespians, (excluding country) all the musicians 

We want all hookers and comedians, nihilists are welcome too 

No longer svelte, they gotta punch holes in the Bible belt