Johnny Appleseed Lyrics - White Trash, Two Heebs And A Bean - Nofx

Through word of mouth let it be known 

The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary 

Travelling from coast to coast 

He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed 

He's making sure his garden grows 

He'll plant a seed in every town he goes 

Fertilizing the country side 

Couldn't stop him with insecticide 

Makin' sure that the garden grows, 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

He'll water the yeard with a garden hose 

And you know he'll be plantin' a seed 

Groomin' the backyard, or whackin' a weed 

When diggin' holes, he'll be wearing a glove 

He go into the shed, get out a shovel, and he shove 

He'll plant the seed, makin' sure it's sown 

He go into the shed, and he start hoein' with the hoe, 

Ho, ho, ho 

Makin' sure that the garden grow, 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

He'll water the yard with the garden hose 

Groomin' the backyard, or whackin' a weed 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

The contemporary Johnny Appleseed 

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