Germ Free Adolescent Lyrics - Nofx

I know she's antiseptic 

her deodorant smells nice 

I'd like to get to know you 

But you're deep frozen like the ice 

She's a germ free adolescent 

Cleanliness is her obsession 

She cleans her teeth ten times a day 

Scrub away scrub away scrub away 

The S.R. way... 

You may get to know her 

If your gloves are sterilised 

Rinse your mouth with listerine 

Blow disinfectant in her eyes 

Her phobia is infection 

She needs one to survive 

It's her built-in protection 

Without fear she'd give up and die 

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