Clams Have Feelings Too (actually They Don't) Lyrics - Pump Up The Valuum - Nofx

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains 

But so are kids and old people 

Some birds talk, most others sing 

I don't see you eating a talking bird 

Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo 

But so do kids and elderly 

I don't see you chop off an old man's feet 

Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them 

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too 

Actually they don't have central nervousness 

No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile 

Come to think about it they don't have a face 

They have no face, no place for ears 

There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears 

No spinal cord, they must get bored 

Might as well just put 'em out of misery 

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I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenceless shellfish 

No chowder for you, clams have feelings too 

I could happen to you, clams have feelings too 

I don't think they do, clams have feelings too 

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