Canada Has Better Heroin Lyrics - Nofx

The beer is better in Canada 

The people are better in Canada 

The hockey players are better in Canada 

But America has better hockey teams. 

The ecstasy is better in Canada 

The weed is better in Canada 

I hear the heroin is stronger in Canada 

But America has better cocaine 

The Prostitutes are Cheaper in Canada 

The strip clubs are cleaner in Canada 

Blow jobs cost 10 dollars in Canada 

But America has better crack cocaine. 

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