Blasphemy Lyrics - Coaster - Nofx

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety 

I'll torch a torah right off a bridge 

I am a reverend of irreverence 

I'm a shill for any sacrilege 

I understand that faith in a deity 

Helps the masses who are having hard times 

But blasphemy like prostitution 

Are clearly victimless crimes 

Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew 

Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy 

I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic 

I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew 

I'm a trouble making immature imp 

I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you 

I understand we all need something to believe in 

I believe I'll never be given wings and 

I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't think 

A song was gonna hurt its feelings 

Blasphemy, speaking deadpan 

Apparently this god has got a master plan 

Now they call foul, pure heresy 

But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B? 

Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna 

Jesus, different name same story 

All based on ancient Egyptian allegory 

My position hasn't been occulted 

It can never be more overstated 

My intelligence has been insulted 

So my tongue lashes out in defense 

Anything that is your holy or sacred 

I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest 

But you'll never hear a crack about Mohammed 

Cuz I don't wanna get shot in the chest 

Blasphemy, isn't this fun 

Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun 

Blasphemy, want some more? 

Mother Mary, the virgin whore 

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