Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns Lyrics - Nofx

[first joke] 

- Hey Hefe 

- What? 

- What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? 

- Uh... you? 

[second joke] 

- Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma? 

- I don't know 

- Free ham! 

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[third joke] 

- Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? 

- What? 

- Cuatro Sink-o! 

- Ay! 

[fourth joke] 

- Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide? 

- Why? 

- 'Cause he got the gas bill! 

[fifth joke] 

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- Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp 

- Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that 

- How did he die? 

- He fell off the watchtower