Orgy For One Lyrics - Ninja Sex Party

Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail 

Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail 

Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold 

Sally's dad exploded, that's what I was told 

Chell had to play checkers, Dan was baking pies 

Wendy's dad exploded too that might've been a lie 

Pam'd frisbee lessons, Stella had ballet 

Now I'm by myself but I can have one anyway so.. 

Dim the lights, remove my tights 

Nobody show but I'm gonna have some fun 

Get this party started It's an orgy for one 

It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun 

So break out the tissues it's an orgy for one 

I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one 

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Margareth's cat was nauseous, Jane was way too shy 

Steve was not invited, because he was a guy 

Clare was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space 

But it doesn't matter 'cause I'm rounding second base, oh 

Trough the night my grasp is tight 

I'm beating so hard you think I was a drum 

And I don't even care it's an orgy for one 

I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums 

Not just masturbation it's an orgy for one 

It's a fucking celebration it's an orgy for one 

Orgy for one x3 

Sixty nine without the nine 

Now pour the wine I'm not oh my 

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I'm batting a thousand and mailing everyone 

Thank you everybody at this orgy for one 

These pillows are stacked to look fakely like a butt 

No one got ready for it's an orgy for one 

My chunk is getting started it's an orgy for one 

You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy.. 

For oneeeeeeeeee (Orgy for one) 

Orgy for one x2