The Germans At The Spa Lyrics - Nine

[MAMA MADDELENA] 

Clear the decks, 

Be alert. 

[CHAMBERMAIDS] 

We'll clear the 

Decks, we'll be 

Alert. 

[MAMA MADDELENA] 

Fix your tie, fix 

Your shirt. 

[CHAMBERMAIDS] 

We'll fix our tie 

And shirt. 

[MAMA MADDELENA] 

Be prepared to 

Change a foreign 

Coin. 

[CHAMBERMAIDS] 

Deutschmarks, 

Francs, Kroner, 

Pfennigs, 

Shillings. 

[MAMA MADDELENA] 

You all know what 

To do. 

[CHAMBERMAIDS] 

We all know what 

To do. 

[MAMA MADDELENA] 

They're on their 

Way, you know 

Who. 

[CHAMBERMAIDS] 

They're on their 

Way, we know 

Who 

[MAMA MADDELENA] 

Eins, zwei, drei, 

Vier, funf, sechs, 

Sieben, acht, neun. 

[CHAMBERMAIDS] 

Eins, zwei, drei, 

Vier, funf, sechs, 

Sieben, acht, neun. 

The Germans at the spa, the Germans at 

The spa, 

They'll soon be arriving here to spend 

A lost weekend in Shangri-La. 

The Germans at the spa descend from 

German mounts. 

They've come to take the waters with 

The daughters of Italian counts. 

How we love to have the Germans at 

The spa. 

Carefully avoiding and slight faux pas. 

For the Germans at the spa, For the Germans 

At the spa, 

For the Germans alles must be perfect. 

The Germans are coming, The Germans 

Are coming, 

Roll out the wienerscnitz, roll out 

The wienerscnitz. 

They'll soon be arriving, the spa will 

Be thriving. 

They'll come, they'll sit, they'll 

Schvitz. 

They'll come, they'll sit, they'll 

Schvitz. 

Be sure there's lots of German music 

Playing. 

Und was du tust in meinem brust, 

O mein geliebter, o meine herz, alle 

Geliebter, und so weiter. 

[MAMA MADDELENA] 

Go mow the lawns. 

[CHAMBERMAIDS] 

I'll mow the 

Lawns. 

[MAMA MADDELENA] 

Go cool the beer. 

[CHAMBERMAIDS] 

I'll cool the beer. 

[MAMA MADDELENA] 

Go shell the 

Prawns. 

[CHAMBERMAIDS] 

I'll shell the 

Prawns. 

[MAMA MADDELENA] 

I think they're 

Here. 

[CHAMBERMAIDS] 

They're here. 

[GERMANS] 

Ve're here, ve're here, 

The Germans at the spa, the Germans at 

The spa. 

We just got in a minute ago, 'cause 

Germany is filled with snow. 

Together now hurrah for the Germans 

At the spa. 

[MAMA MADDELENA] 

Of anything the could have chosen, 

Why do they wear lederhosen? 

[GERMANS] 

How ve love to spielen at our favorite 

Spa, 

Carefully avoiding all the French 

Bourgeois, 

For the Germans at the spa, for the 

Germans at the spa, 

For the Germans alles must be German. 

The Germans are laughing, ve're all 

Photographing, 

Ve click the hasselblad, ve click the 

Hasselblad, 

Und jetzt ve're unpacking. If nothing is 

Lacking, Ve take a promenade, ve take a 

Promenade. 

And vot's that lovely music I hear 

Playing? 

Und was do tust in meinem brust, 

O mein geliebter, o meine herz, alle 

Geliebter, und so weiter 

[GERMAN 1] 

Just vunce a year I can romance 

Beneath the dance of an Italian 

Apricot moon, 

[GERMAN 2] 

Und vunce a year I can be more than 

Just another tycoon. 

Too soon this all shall pass. 

[ITALIANS] 

The Germans at the spa 

Are eating halevah 

And closing a deal for oil with 

A noted Middle Easter shah. 

[GERMANS] 

Ve excercise by day, 

At night romantic play, 

I'm dancing with Isolde. When I 

Hold 'er evrything's o.k. 

[ITALIANS] 

How we love to see the Germans at the 

Spa. 

[GERMANS] 

How ve love to be the Germans at the 

Spa. 

[ALL] 

For the Germans at the spa, for the 

Germans at the spa, 

For the Germans Italy is heaven. 

[GERMANS] 

(The Germans are coming etc.) Just vunce 

A year 

We have the chance to find romance 

Beneath the dance 

Of an Italian apricot moon. 

Und vunce a year ve can be absolutely 

Free 

As if ve're floating like a helium 

Balloon. 

[ITALIANS] 

Be sure there's lots of German music 

Playing, 

How we love to have the Germans at 

The Spa!