The Ivy League Hustle (i Went To Princeton, Bitch) Lyrics - Singles - Nikki Muller

I went to Princeton, bitch, though thats something I dont say, 

cuz thatll make anything with a dick run away 

So Ill play it dumb and in case you hate, 

Ill only name my college by the town or the state 

You get intimidated when you learn my school? 

Well you should. Cuz Im smarter than you. 

But fuck it, ima gonna stop apologizing for penis, 

Im tired of pretending that Im not a fucking genius. 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

Yes I did you heard 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

Phi Beta Kappas the word 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

Its a point I dont beleaguer but this bitch youre taking out is an Ivy Leaguer 

I guess you wonder why I can float so free 

Well, I got a 790 on my verbal SAT. 

and I got a lot in common with Michelle Obama, 

This brain, these arms and our alma mater. 

Old Nassaus the bomb, number one ranked, homes 

cuz you know I didnt have to take out any student loans. 

Sang in the glee club cuz Bachs the shit 

Read Proust and Benyamin when I studied comp lit 

And I guess youre gonna ask about my Eating Club 

Bitch, please, thats Terrace, fool, food equals love 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

You know I say it proudly 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

Ill make ya summa cum laude 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

In high school I was over eager, and thats how I became an Ivy Leaguer 

So I started liking acting thought Id give it a shot 

So I studied at Havard with a Russian from --- 

Scene training, Shakespeare, movement study was hardest 

But I got an MFA cuz Im a mother-fucking artist. 

Now I live in L.A. writing raps, comedies 

And Im wondering what Im doing with these two degress 

Now you know they always told me that knowledge is power 

So how come I cant make more than 14 dollars an hour? 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

I dont have money to live 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

Please let me tutor your kids 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

My acting income is meager, it doesnt really help that Im an Ivy Leaguer 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

I went to Princeton, bitch 

I went to Princeton, bitch.....