Thumbelina Lyrics - Singles - Nightmare Of You

Hey, dainty girl flailing on the side of the road 

With your great thumb in the air 

I hope you don't mind me asking 

But what happened to your underwear? 

And does your humble husband know? 

Of 'ee hitchin' seedy path 

With car-operating sexual deviants! 

But Julian would never understand 

And doesn't he know? 

But just because he's a painter and he loves you 

It doesn't mean that he has got a clue 

About my Thumbelina 

I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before 

And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor 

Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball 

To that brash cowgirl with her hands petting your crotch 

And humping you in towering grass 

Naked and gender-bending 

What makes you think the two of you will last? 

For there's no dame or man for her 

There's just this open road where she hails down a pervert 

With the usage of her giant thumb 

Jellybean, you could never comprehend 

The intellect of her mind 

And just because you can make her come with your hand 

It doesn't mean that she'll be your woman 

Now Thumbelina 

I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before 

And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor 

Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball 

But 'twas a loon on the hillside 

Planted a seed between your thighs 

You fancied him as your therapist 

But he's just a sadistic sodomist who gave you that bastard kid 

My Thumbelina 

I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before 

And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor 

Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball, yeah 

My Thumbelina, my Thumbelina 

My Thumbelina, my Thumbelina 

My Thumbelina, my Thumbelina 

Hey, have you seen her?