They're Coming To Take Me Away Lyrics - Gelb - Neuroticfish

Remember when you ran away 

And I got on my knees and begged 

You not to leave 

Because I'd go berserk? 

You left me anyhow and then 

The days got worse and worse 

And now you see I've gone 

Completely out of my mind. 

And 

They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha 

They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho 

Hee-hee-haa-haa 

To the funny farm 

Where life is beautiful all the time 

And I'll be happy to see those 

Nice young men in their clean white coats and 

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! (x 2) 

You thought it was a joke 

and so you laughed, you laughed, 

when I had said that losing you 

would make me flip my lid. 

Right? 

You know you laughed 

I heard you laugh 

You laughed, you laughed 

and laughed and then you left but 

Now you know I'm utterly mad 

And..and...and.... 

They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha 

They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho 

Hee-hee-haa-haa 

To the funny farm 

Where life is beautiful all the time 

And I'll be happy to see those 

Nice young men in their clean white coats and 

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! 

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha, 

They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, 

hee hee, haa haa 

To the happy home 

With trees and flowers and chirping birds 

And basket-weavers who sit and smile 

And twiddle their thumbs and toes 

And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaaaa... 

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, 

And this is how you pay me back for 

All my kind, unselfish, loving deeds, 

Hah? 

Well you just wait, they'll find you yet 

And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangey mutt! 

And 

They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha 

They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho 

Hee-hee-haa-haa 

To the funny farm 

Where life is beautiful all the time 

And I'll be happy to see those 

Nice young men in their clean white coats and 

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! 

They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha 

They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho 

To the happy home 

With trees and flowers and chirping birds 

And basket-weavers who sit and smile 

And twiddle their thumbs and toes 

And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaaaaaa... 

They're coming to take me away,They're coming to take me away (x 4)