Rappin' Nerf Herder Lyrics - Nerf Herder

YEAH! 

Well I'm MC Parry and I'm here to say 

That I came all the way from Goleta Way 

And I'm recording in this old studio 

Just standing around, kicking up the show 

With Steve. He's playing the beat. 

And Charlie's playing on the bass you see 

Yeah Stevie Steve, on the drums 

Oooh, Charlie... pickin' with his thumb 

On the bass. Can you feel it. 

Here it comesm Makes you want to kneel 

On the ground. 

And shke it all around. 

And make a barking sound. 

I'll tell you a story about a guy 

He comes from Montecido. He's got a big eye. 

And he's got a tattoo on his ass. 

He's a big old punk rocker from the past. 

Yeah he acts like a homeless man 

But he lives in a palace in Montecido Land. 

He's got a can of... 

Budweiser! 

Yeah all these punks. They think they're tough. 

Yeah they walk around with tattoos all over their mugs 

They say "I'm a big punk and I come from the city... 

...I come from the city. Where life is shitty... 

And I'm mad. 

Cause my dad 

He took away my rad 

Corvette! 

So I'm sitting at home on the sofa 

I don't get a check. Yeah I'm a lazy boy 

Hey fuck you! I'm a punker! 

That means I can come around and play a stumper... 

on you! Yeah! 

I got my backup band. They're Bon Jovi. 

That's all right. Cause I'm rockin', dont ya know me? 

I'm a tough guy. I got a piercing in my ear. 

I've got a tattoo from here to here. 

Yeah, I'm cool. 

I got 500 dollars 

invested on the roses around my collar 

stuck on there by a guy with a needle 

needle... needle... needle... 

yeah I'm BAD. 

I'm Rad. 

And my tennis shoes... they're pumped up. They're iron clad. 

I'm so mean. 

My girlfriend's a porno queen! 

Yeah! YOU SUCK. Yeah I hate you! Your lousy music is phony. 

And you come from a big old house on a hill 

And you play in a club and you act like you will 

be true. But you're not. What does your name rhyme with... uh... I dunno.