Portland Lyrics - Nerf Herder

Go back to Portland, 

Go back to school, 

Go back to the 90's, 

When shit was cool, 

Go back to metal, go back to punk, 

Go back to fucking, 

And fuckin up, 

Ohh let's slam the crust punk, cause he grabbed your bag of doughnuts, 

On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue 

Nobody gives a fuck, 

about your stupid food truck at all 

Out on the streets, 

of Portland! 

(and there's more!) 

(alright) 

Stop leaving parties, 

Stop going home, 

Stop jerking off with, 

your iPhone, 

Stop eating kale, 

on your sub, 

Stop drinking coffee, 

in a strip club 

Ohh let's slam the crust punk, over a bag of doughnuts, 

On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue 

Nobody gives a damn, 

about your stupid folk rock band at all 

Out on the streets, 

of Portland! 

Portland x15 

Bus ride, (Portland!) 

Burnside, (Portland!) 

Get drunk, (Portland!) 

Crust punk, (Portland!) 

Book store, (Portland!) 

Doughnut, (Portland!) 

And that's everything I know about Portland 

I gave the crust punk, a nice big 

bag of doughnuts, 

On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue 

No one gives a doggy doo, 

about your stupid home brew at all 

Out on the streets, 

The filthy streets, 

The crust punk streets, 

The food truck streets, 

Out on the streets, 

of Portland! 

Portland, Portland, Portland