Pervert Lyrics - Nerf Herder

When you met me at the party, you thought I was a nice guy 

But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside 

I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance 

But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants 

I'm a pervert, a pervert 

Can't change the way I am 

I'm a pervert, a pervert 

Don't want to shake my hand 

That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares 

You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear 

Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile? 

Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggy style 

I'm a pervert, a pervert 

I've got sweaty palms 

I'm a pervert, a pervert 

It just goes on and on 

On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on 

You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk 

But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock 

Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore 

When you catch me with my Polaroid outside the bathroom door 

I'm a pervert, a pervert 

Can't change the way I am 

A pervert, a pervert 

Don't want to shake my hand 

I'm a pervert, a pervert 

I've got sweaty palms 

A pervert, a pervert 

It just goes on and on 

On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on