Pantera Fans In Love Lyrics - Nerf Herder

I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil 

Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield 

We're gonna put an end to alternative rock 

We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop 

We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime 

But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign 

No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign 

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese 

It's hard to eat when you're headbanging 

Makin' out in the middle of the pit 

How come Slayer doesn't sing about this 

If anything comes between you and me 

Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet 

We are Pantera fans in love 

What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing 

I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring 

A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands 

I taught you how to draw your first pentagram 

We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far 

Because we used the clubs to play air guitar 

Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now 

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese 

It's hard to eat when you're headbanging 

Makin' out in the middle of the pit 

How come Slayer doesn't sing about this 

If anything comes between you and me 

Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet 

We are Pantera fans in love 

We are we are Pantera fans in love