Lamer Than Lame Lyrics - Nerf Herder

Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall, yeah yeah 

Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick 

I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick 

You won't check me out 

'Cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack 

I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight 

'Cause I'm lamer than lame, uncool in every single way 

But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry 

Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy 

How can I even make you understand 

When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband, oh no 

Saw you on the bus laughing with your pretty friends 

I was in back with the retarded kids 

Tried to say hello at the high school dance then I wet my pants 

I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight 

'Cause I'm lamer than lame, uncool in every single way 

But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry 

Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy 

We could be happy, I could be the one you're looking for 

I could get a haircut and I'd give up the video games 

No need to explain why you didn't know my name 

'Cause I'm lamer than lame, uncool in every single way 

But your boyfriend makes me wanna cry 

Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy 

Lamer 

Lamer, oh