I Only Eat Candy Lyrics - Nerf Herder

Oh 

I, I don't kill and I don't murder 

Or manufacture atomic weapons 

And I don't eat meat 

And I don't eat vegetables, no no no 

'Cause I only eat candy 

Ohh I only eat sweets 

Yeah I only eat candy my friend 

Ohh I, I only eat candy 

And I, I don't believe 

No I don't believe in your corny old Jesus 

And I don't worship Satan 

No, not like Charlie and Steve, no no no 

'Cause I only eat candy 

Ohh, I only eat sweets 

Yeah I only eat candy my friend 

Yeah I, I only eat candy, yeah 

I'm angry! 

'Cause I only eat candy 

Ohh, I only eat sweets 

Yes I only eat candy my good friend 

Ohh I, I only eat candy, yeah! 

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