I Know What You're Getting For Xmas Lyrics - Nerf Herder

Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year? 

No 

Well let me tell you about it! 

For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the tree 

And Sally in Ohio will get Malibu Barbie 

For little Elmer Johnson, old socks that smell like pee 

I know what you're getting for Christmas 

For the homeless in the street, there'll be tin cans and rain 

For the plumber in his saggy pants, another clogged up drain 

For the millionaire in the mansion, more money and cocaine! 

I know what you're getting for Christmas 

Singing Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. 

I know what you're getting for Christmas 

For the ladies, A new perfume, with the same old smell 

And for the TV Preacher, more Jesus to sell 

How about a new Burrito from Taco Bell? 

I know what you're getting for Christmas 

Singing Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la .Fa la. Fa la. 

I know what you're getting for Christmas 

For the drunkard in the bar, another glass of booze 

For the gambler in Las Vegas, another hand to lose 

For the grammar school nerd, another bully to fight 

For the lonely and disheartened, another endless night 

And all the pretty girls will get another kiss 

I know, I know, I know what you're getting for Christmas