High School Lyrics - Singles - Nerf Herder

Don't bother going to class 

''cause nobody cares if you cut. 

And it's not smart to experiment 

With Ben Gay on your nuts. 

If you ask her out and she says maybe 

What she really means is no way. 

And if you try to jerking off 

behind the back stop 

The team will be playin' that day. 

Oh YeAh! 

Chorus ----> 

These are the things 

I wish I knew... 

These are the things 

I wish I knew... 

in high school 

yeaaaah 

These are the thingggs 

I wish I knew in high school 

Don't call the head jock a fag 

Even if it's true, 

And don't hold out for that one special girl 

''cause she'll never have sex with you. 

No Way! 

Chorus 

*guitar solo type thing* 

Don't let 'em see you cryin 

No matter how it hurts 

And nobody ever got laid 

''cause they were wearing a Rush t-shirt 

Chorus