Feeling Bad Lyrics - Nerf Herder

Met a girl at the movies 

She was so beautiful 

She was the one for me 

So I asked her if I could call her at home 

She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn" 

So I followed her into the theater 

And found a seat that was right behind her 

Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater 

And then I touched myself 

Feeling bad about myself again 

Feeling bad oh yeah 

Feeling bad about myself again today 

At the school, at the rock show 

At the rollercade, everywhere I go 

People are smiling 

It's always been the same 

They're wearin' groovy clothes 

Check me out I'm lame 

Paid for a membership down at the local gym 

Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped 

Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins 

But I still look like Phil Collins 

Feeling bad about myself again 

Girls ignore me in the chat room 

Feeling bad about myself again today 

We were in Paris 

We were up in the Eiffel Tower 

We were getting married and all our friends were there 

We made love underneath the Parisian moon 

But that was just a dream 

Just a dream 

Just a crazy dream 

Feeling bad about myself again 

Feeling bad oh yeah 

Feeling bad about myself again today 

Feeling bad about myself again 

First to be the last one picked first 

I'm feeling bad today