Batter Up Lyrics - Country Grammar - Nelly

Welcome ladies and gentlemen 

This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from '93 TV 

This is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco 

(Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah yeah 

We got a crowd that's in a frenzy Bob 

Let's go down to the announcers 

for the start of the game 

*Stadium announcer* 

And now. please rise for the singing 

of our national anthem 

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*paraphrasing "The Jeffersons"*(Chorus) 

I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen 

Beans don't burn on the grill (that's right) 

It took a whole lot of tah-ryin 

Just to get up that hill 

I said but now we're up in the BIG LEAGUES 

My dirty it's our turn at bat 

And just as long as we livin, 

it's Lunatics playa 

It ain't nuttin wrong with that, 

huh - batter up 

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Ali- 

I'm the first to swing 

Home run with that 

give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings 

fuck a dub, smoke an ounce, show me love 

Hit the club, me and T-Luv holla what 

I put my mack down, she threw a curve ball 

She all nearly smoked 

that herb that's some Nelly-bo 

She tip-top 'em, Optimo 

First base, God livin' like a worst race 

First chase, throw yo' people and yo' kind 

Second lesson, 

smoke that herb and clear yo' mind 

It's about time, second base wisdom rhyme 

Hittin strong, 

skipped third base and headed home 

Third baseman just don't understand 

baby with the bong 

What the fuck wrong, 

with this world today 

With these girls today, 

diamonds and pearls the way 

You wasn't fuckin with me, leave, 

for the wrap that's in my seed 

Now you stays on yo knees 

cause we's be in the big league 

Cause we's be in the big leauge 

Chorus 

Fish don't fry in the kitchen 

Beans don't burn on the grill 

Took a whole lot of tah-ryin 

Just to get up that hill 

Said now were up in the big leagues 

My dirrty it our turn at bat 

And just as long as we livin 

Its Lunatics Playa 

IT ain't nothin wrong with that ahhh 

Batter Up 

Nelly- 

Well you should see me now, 

I'm eatin' Wheaties now 

I'm stealin' second and third 

and lookin home gettin greedy now 

See me now, people call me speedy now 

Known for runnin the quickest miles 

hit and run in any town, any ground 

Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, 

lick it and quit it 

And hit it, lick it, did I say lick it, 

(yeah) fuckin, lick it 

Ain't no shame in my game, 

that normal shit ain't my thang 

If I speak wit my dick then 

put your mouth on my brains 

I maintain through the atmosphere, 

what we got here 

A sucka in fear, 

hear the roars and the cheers 

From the crowd when I take the mile, 

let me show 'em how 

Hit the ball on the ground 

and make 'em get down in the dirt 

(in the dirt) 

Chorus 

*Sports personalities* 

Well Bob this next young batter on deck 

He's still in high school (yeah I heard that) 

(It's a great day though) 

A good high school 

out in U-City of St. Louis, Missouri 

(I think his name's umm, who knows. 

Mur-uhh, Murphy Lee or somethin) 

Murphy Lee- 

I want my name not, 

not said but screamed 

I went from fantasies to dreams, 

dreams to bigger things 

I'm like Bennett 

I been in it since, ninety-three 

You can tell cause my L angle 90 degrees 

I'ma sixteen year-old school boy, 

platinum skills 

Swear to tell the real, 

the whole real to make a mill' 

I lie little but still, 

talk straight up like motto 

I could tell you somethin now, 

you think twice about it tomorrow 

I promise, I gets deeper 

than file cabinets when rappin 

wat wat 

Money, money, money, 

money was happenin 

I'm comin up like family members 

in basements, and I stay bent 

Make a milli to play with, 

buy a building you can pay me 

And the 'tic is who I came with 

You know how we do, we do, 

we do, we do, we do, we do 

Chorus 

Oh my God Bob did you see the game? 

Bob, Bob what are you doing lookin at the sky Bob? 

Its a great fucken day 

Oh shit Bob are you on drugs? 

Naw naw im not on drugs 

Bob Bob look at me Bob 

shut up lets stay on the topic 

I did think it was a great game today 

You missed a great game Bob 

That that first guy I really liked him 

He hit it out of the park 

The second guy I liked him too 

He was moving around the bases